Matchmaking...

Last night, I was having dinner at Ikano, Absolute Thai... When my cousin called me

Cousin : Hey, we are at The Curve, where are you lar???

Me : Absolute Thai lar... WTF you doing at The Curve... Told you we will be at Ikano what...

Cousin : Okay la... Coming over now...

Wah.... When I put down the phone, I realised, eh... How come WE??? I thought my cousin coming alone one??? KNN... At that point my fren start to laugh,"KNN kena matchmake again la you!" And with that I nearly threw at him tomyam bowl... KNS man... Anyway, I hate matchmaking lar, somehow my cousin seems to be introducing all sort of girls to me. Hey, all sort here means any types ... Fat, short, thin, tall, good looking, G-Par, cute everything taht the world can offer lar... But too bad Iam not looking at anything ler.... Damn paiseh man when kena matchmake, not that I dont want to have a GF or what, just taht Iam not looking at anything mah... Good to be alone, no need to report and here and there when going out, no one to cowpeh cowbu when something goes wrong and I can always argue with myself and the end result Iam the one who is always right. Wonderful aint it? Not to mention self sex... Hahaha... Anytime, anywhere :-P We are wonderful people you see... *Note : WE = I, myself and me

Honestly I dont understand why la people keep asking me ot get a GF. I need one meh? Iam so kau lonely meh? Wahlau, this is like Iam the loneliest person in the world and I should get a GF becos of this... Harlo! I could always sleep one mah... Which Iam terribly lacking in... Its wonderful to sleep man... I know Iam 27 this year, so how? Kenot issit? Some folks 40 also no kahwin mah... Nothing wrong with that. Not that Iam turning into a 40 years old virgin right? I might deflower myself during my bike ride ler... :-D Somoemore I think matchmaking really sibeh KNS one lar... When you go matchmake that could only means you are

1) Sibeh argleee, dog see also puke 3 timess.. Cat see, fast fast run like lausai like that
2) Fat, I know Iam la but not to a point I to matchmakae mah...
3) Having taste trouble... Like you know lar, picking up da wrong sort of stuff...

But hor, I only have 1 that qualifies me... And it irks me to matchmake me with someone. Imagine the paisehness, imagine the stress... I cant take it man... So folks, dont matchmake me ok?

Sigh, these people ah... Anyway... Coming backt o the dinner... They came and whoa! Whos thiis? I was wondering, she dont look young nor she look very old... But hor.. Her face kinda like early 20s lar.. But she was 17.5 years old(And where got people say they are 17.5 years old one)... Wahlau 11 strokes of rotan man... Looks good, height up to my nose, nice... Waist is at the correct position to hug from behind and from infront... Kekeke... But hor... Still no interest ler... But one thing hor... She laughs at everything.. My God! :-O Then when I asked her whats she doing for a living, she told me she is a student.. Wah... Imagine the moral conflict working man..... But ok la, she is a nice girl. Not yet really seen the world, tho my cousin is the devil herself showing her here and there...

But hor... Still no interest, but my fren seems to have loads interest, say can CIM woh... I also dont know lar... :-D

Hahahaha...