Paradise lost la....

Haiyo... I also dont know man, these days ah, me damn teruk... Everything also easily pissed off.. KNN, I think I have young age incontinence la... :D

Anyway hor... Me was driving home tonight from work and it got me thinking... Are Malaysian drivers really that bad or we are just making that up? Helll.. I think we are not making that up by the numbers shown in the papers during the joint festive activities by the boys in blue. Sometimes I do wonder how can people get into accident if everyone :-

1) Give way
2) Be tolerate
3) Compromise
4) Just keep da damn gun in da glove box...

But somehow countless campaigns have shown, all these are very futile attempt to appease such deaths. Somehow, one way or another the numbers will just be consistent every year... Check this out folks, we may not be the holder of highest accident rate, but we sure are undisputed, and undefeated champion of consistency.... Hahahaa... :D Now whos complainig about mediocricity? (Is this how you spell the word?)

Just this morning, on the way to work, I was on the Bkt Kemuning heading into Sentosa. Like I did every morning I passed by the road. But somehow, the road was jammed up. My initial thought was,"Hmmm, some fellas are messing up the roads again" But hor... When I reached there, Wahlau eh! Got one fella got run over by a truck, no folks, not those puny 1 tonne truck, but a farking big truck... Those transporter... Somehow the poor guy got himself smashed up pretty bad. Legs and body became seperate entities. I dont know how he could got himself into that state, but my guess is as good as yours. But 1.5 years of using that road tells me the folks there arent particular about their safety... So, maybe the fella just got a little unlucky and went under. He just became Ogrish material. BTW, we, Malaysia were featured in the website too. Yeah, the burnt up kid and the accidents along NSH. I guess we are really famous... Anyway... That road is pretty messed up... Loads of bikers and trucks dance with each other toying with death, while poor old pathetic wise little me kept to myself and move along just like everyone else....

Ohyeah, there is one more thing that we are famous for! And that is, folks, be prepared, its not the bubur lambuk but.... Stripping naked and performing ear squat... :D

Folks, news these few days are very hot with this item. Well... Thats what you get when you are horny and so happen you have a cam phone and.... Some poor Chinese folks... Women they are, to add... May I say lesbian too??? :D Anyway, I was shocked, appalled, delighted not horny and I dont a have camphone... to hear the news. At first I thought the news was a hoax, but after seeing the clip and the gayaful policewoman, I decided it is real. Hmmm, maybe the Chinese lady is my long lost cousin sister brother in law mother outlaw kid daughter and yeah man, she sure have a nice rack. You think she is into pool? Cos she sure have a nice rack... Hahaha...

ANyway... I read thru most of the news piece and wow.. Iam just amazed on some the reactions and countermeasures taken. Its just like a big blow cos a few days earlier the G announced that they are gonna draw the missing CHinese tourist back to Malaysia. Yah la, who wanna come back, some dude decided to be funny and drew a pig picture. I also dowan to be humiliated lidat la. Who want? Korrect anot? I think these siao ginna TFK too much till da brain also serong liao... But somehow, calling people a pig is terribbly wrong and its even worst when you are in the service industry... You know, its like calling a black a nigger... You get the drift dawg...

If hor, you guys look around carefully, IAm sure you guys will see loads of things that represent our country as an Islamic country. Beautiful they are but... They hardly appeal to those tourist. When someone decided to create something there should be a clear cut objective and definition on how it should be done and who should it appeal to. Not only Mid East tourist but also tourist from everywhere... It doest matter what kinda tourist, backpackers, peckers, bum, Arabs, Chinese, Indonesians, Aussie, NZ... They all come to spend money and its their money that we want. Maybe they like to come and fuck some kids, some PRCs, some local chicks, but hey... When there are money to be made, who the fuck care? Look at Thailand... BTW, Iam not advocating prostitution or vices, but who da fuck care when there are money to be made? Of course by doing this, there should be a firm yet gentle administration. I understand fully that this country is an Islamic country, but everywhere this old age profession will flourish... Just it is being sold one way or another. Again, folks, Iam not advocating prostitution, tho I agree having sex between ADULTS are healthy and they should be married... Okay anot? We have beautiful beaches, sandy white beaches, beautiful weather... Beautiful island full of activities, scuba diving, bare chested suntanning(like i said, who da fuck care when there are MONEY TO BE MADE!) kayaking the rapids, natural forest, kayu balak, beautiful city center, KLCC...Beautiful waterfall, nice sunset, good food, good people(but not when they are driving, Iam sure everyone agrees), and our different races do open up a lot of eyes to new experience... Anyway, Iam too malas to talk about this anymore. Being not a member of the voting majority, I have no say on how this country should be run. Its up to the people who wanna run it. Electorial mechanism is not in my hand. Tho my vote count, but it would be like hitting a farking big elephant with a rubberband... An itch it will effect but not more than move the blardy fat elephant 1 mm...

So folks, Iam sure you all are wise enough... No la, Iam not saying we should vote for other party, Iam saying you all are big boy big girl liao, got eyes, got ears, read da papers, listen to comments, opinions and be your own judge. Dont be a smart alec and tell people wat to do, tiok boh? Like in Hokkien, got one saying,"Kiang jia hor.. Mai keh kiang" Which means, smart enought oredi, dont be a smart alec...

Okay , nuff liao... Sian liao la thinking about all these things... KNN...