Wankers!
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand,
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand,
These two lines keep playing on my mind while I was driving home tonight. I dont know why, but I think, and in my most honest opinions(I know people might beg to differ) most Malaysian drivers are wanker. Hahaha... How so you ask... Well, they dont signal when they switch lanes, they drives like they are about to cum, and best of all, they are like too stimulated to drive properly in their lane. It makes you wonder, just what they heck they are doing in their car. Well, most of them drive with one hand, so it makes perfect sense where the other hand goes to! To the dick of cos, they are wankers! Where else could the hand be right? Well... Most people are too busy to wank these days, hey ! Why not just do it in the car! THats a brilliant idea I say! All in the privacy of their own car. I mean, come on! Where else could you see people with blur face and selamba face? Nowhere man, I can assure you, nowhere but on Malaysian roads. Thats why there are so many people:-
1) Hoggin lanes - Most probably he was about to come and savourin the moment by slowing down the vehicle on fast lane
2) Weaving in and out - Well folks, dont be too suprised if the guy doing this is actually sober. Another wanker! Ha - ha Most probably was wankign left and right... And the other hand follow suit...
3) Changin lane w/o signalling - Hey, this dude is busy wanking, where got free hand??? Note : A phone company hands free campaign??? Hahaha
4) Driving on the line - Hey this dude got cross-eyed for wankin too much in the car...
5) Tailgating - Need for speed, need for cum??? Yucks!
Well folks, feel free to add more... Iam sure you all are creative lots...
In the meantime...
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand, *clap clap*
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand, *clap clap*
Bwahahahahaha.... So to you wankers out there. Drive carefully and dont cum too hard...
Oh BTW, its no wonder why car grooming business is on the rise eh??? ;-)
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand,
These two lines keep playing on my mind while I was driving home tonight. I dont know why, but I think, and in my most honest opinions(I know people might beg to differ) most Malaysian drivers are wanker. Hahaha... How so you ask... Well, they dont signal when they switch lanes, they drives like they are about to cum, and best of all, they are like too stimulated to drive properly in their lane. It makes you wonder, just what they heck they are doing in their car. Well, most of them drive with one hand, so it makes perfect sense where the other hand goes to! To the dick of cos, they are wankers! Where else could the hand be right? Well... Most people are too busy to wank these days, hey ! Why not just do it in the car! THats a brilliant idea I say! All in the privacy of their own car. I mean, come on! Where else could you see people with blur face and selamba face? Nowhere man, I can assure you, nowhere but on Malaysian roads. Thats why there are so many people:-
1) Hoggin lanes - Most probably he was about to come and savourin the moment by slowing down the vehicle on fast lane
2) Weaving in and out - Well folks, dont be too suprised if the guy doing this is actually sober. Another wanker! Ha - ha Most probably was wankign left and right... And the other hand follow suit...
3) Changin lane w/o signalling - Hey, this dude is busy wanking, where got free hand??? Note : A phone company hands free campaign??? Hahaha
4) Driving on the line - Hey this dude got cross-eyed for wankin too much in the car...
5) Tailgating - Need for speed, need for cum??? Yucks!
Well folks, feel free to add more... Iam sure you all are creative lots...
In the meantime...
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand, *clap clap*
If you are a wanker and you know it, you clap your hand, *clap clap*
Bwahahahahaha.... So to you wankers out there. Drive carefully and dont cum too hard...
Oh BTW, its no wonder why car grooming business is on the rise eh??? ;-)
posted by Jeryc @ 9/19/2005 10:14:00 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:02 PM,
Yah Wen said…
Today I kena flashed by a Cefiro and a S-class...
really cipet..
At 6:16 PM,
Edwin said…
bro, no need to be so geram liao.. govt has a new rule for the new deadly 7 sins...
At 3:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
go easy...take a break...lazily soak in your sofa....reduce the stress
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